Friday, 11 December 2009

Jeffrey Trigger Fish (Most Valuable Fish 2009) - R.I.P.

Upon a visit to Deep Sea World, Edinburgh, yesterday, I was touched to learn of the untimely demise of Jeffrey Trigger Fish.
Jeffrey Trigger Fish did not live for the fame and fortune his career at Deep Sea World offered him, instead, focussed his aspirations towards offering customer value for money, with his textbook Fish behaviour.
Jeffrey passed away after a routine check-up of his reefy home. A post-mortem into Jeffrey's death is underway, with the police refusing to rule out foul play as a factor toward this suspicious death. Toxicology test results are expected in 6-7 weeks.

Jeffrey, you will be missed.